Jewish Girls
Posted: April 23, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized 1 Comment »The cuddler was not going to crawl solo under his sheets so fast. After Granny’s date with Mike, she received several calls from him throughout the week. That’s the problem with giving your phone number to online daters; often they’re not afraid to use it.
“You know,” she told me, “I was angrier the morning after then the night before when I realized what nerve he had, what chutzpah. Ya know? It pissed me off.” He was barking up the wrong tree, Granny is not the type of gal that’s going to give it up to an old sack of bones after a cheap date. “He has no patience,” she said, “I’m not jumping into bed with him.”
He tried to convince her that although he was Catholic, he had been with Jewish women before. I didn’t understand why this fact was at all important. I think it’s safe to say that most singles in my generation sleep with people of all races, religions, colors, and background.
“So he has a Jewish fetish?” I asked.
“He likes the Jewish girls, that’s what he was trying to let me know,” she huffed.
“So? Jewish girls are hot,” I reminded her.
“JEWISH GIRLS ARE HOT,” she screamed back at me, “But he was not.”
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Granny crackes me up. She is such a woman after my own heart. And you remind me of my grown daughters trying to get me back out into the dating world. I’m much pickier than I used to be. Being around the block a few times does that to you. Love your blog!