Small Talk

I’m not a natural with the online small talk. Yesterday I received a message asking me, “What are your thoughts regarding adventure?” What does that even mean? It feels like that question requires either a college admission essay or a list of sexual fantasies. I happen to have plenty of thoughts on the subject but I don’t find it necessary or helpful to share them until someone buys me some dinner and gives me a cocktail.

Normally I’d be more forward and suggest getting a drink but I’ve been so swamped with work the past two weeks that I haven’t had time to schedule a date. I’ve been left with no choice but to indulge in the flirty messages. Oy vey.



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