The Old Cowboy (voicemail)

Granny received a message from a man who complimented her smile. I thought it was sweet, she thought it was bizarre. “What’s so weird about it?” I asked.

“Kid this guy says he’s 6’2. 6’2 and 73? Bullshit. But if he is, what the hell does he want from a five-foot-nothing shorty like me?”

“Granny, here’s an opportunity for you to dust off all your swanky heels!” I encouraged her to call him. Below is the link to a voicemail she left me recapping her phone call experience. She said “He’s as suited to me as the man in the moon.”…

granny voicemail

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