Senior Shuffle

The Whole Foods hooker is back in action.

Listen to our conversation during her food shop yesterday: audio

After fleeing the scene she called back, “He was doing the senior shuffle,” she said, “Ya know? You slide one foot, then ya slide the other, but ya never pick a foot up.”

Granny is a man magnet. I’m fifty years younger and there are heaps of studs in my Whole Foods. What am I doing wrong…

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