Sex Parties

My theory was correct. Everyone has been invited to a sex party except for me. When I told Granny about Ben and his rowdy rendezvous with Rebecca she was more than open minded. “He’s a man, of course he went,” she said, “You can’t hold that against him.”

I was surprised by her lack of judgment. She was so accepting, almost too accepting…

“Have you been to a sex party?” I asked suspiciously.

She gasped, “Never, never, never,” then, “Oh, I went to one but I didn’t know I was going to one when I was 17 years old.” She says she didn’t stick around for the fun and games, but still, I’m impressed.

Granny was so unprejudiced she even suggested I go out with him again, “I don’t fault him, he’s an Israeli and they do it all. On top of it, he’s a guy.” Gotta love her reasoning.


2 Comments on “Sex Parties”

  1. Diana says:

    Hahaha this had me laughing really hard, thank you for that. Speaking of sex parties I have a friend actually did research for a class she had a sex club I don’t know if they are the same or similar at all. In any case your granny is too cool for school

  2. doctool says:

    I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!

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