Hanky Panky
Posted: November 14, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 1 CommentBelow is a response Granny received from a gentleman she messaged on Match for a drink:
Hi:
I am old, and after having been faithly married for 45 years, I want to end this life as a playboy. I want to get as much mileage out of this old body as I can while everything is still working. I think you are probably looking for someone for a committed relationship! I am looking for a woman for hanky panky until exhaustion sets in!
Best wishes,
Greg
We cracked up reading Greg’s hornball declaration. “He’s being too obvious to be interesting,” she huffed. “He betta put his pants back on before he hurts himself.”
grannyismywingman 
OMG, this is too funny. I bet Granny makes a great wingman.